I also noticed he has chocolate or something on his face. Bad mom. Below is the second case in point. She looks so sweet and innocent. But when she sleeps she is the tornado and you are the double-wide. Bad. Very bad. The crown is very appropriate. Monday, September 29, 2008
Things in my bed
I also noticed he has chocolate or something on his face. Bad mom. Below is the second case in point. She looks so sweet and innocent. But when she sleeps she is the tornado and you are the double-wide. Bad. Very bad. The crown is very appropriate. Sunday, September 28, 2008
While the counselor in the bishopric was asking me to take the call - did I mention that there is no public speaking - he complimented me AGAIN on a talk I gave in June. It was the first talk I had given since I was 18. I was nervous. Shook like an earthquake. But he still remembered what I said. That was nice to hear. I was asked to pick from the Saturday morning session of April 2008 conference. I know you are dying to know what profound statements I made, here it is (if you need to go to the bathroom, you might want to go now).
I have chosen to speak on the conference report talk from the Saturday Morning session given by President Henry B. Eyring titled The True and Living Church. I have chosen this talk because in President Eyring's words:

"We have seen today a demonstration that this is the true and living Church. The keys of the priesthood are held by mortals, but the way has been prepared by the Lord for the keys to remain functioning on the earth so long as the people exercise faith - both that the keys are on the earth - and that they have been passed on by the will of God to His chosen servants."
In W. Cleon Skousen's book The Third Thousand Years he writes,
"There is nothing magic about the way God accomplishes his purposes. He performs his work through intelligent beings. His plan is dependent upon the cooperation of the intelligent beings. When they elect to disobey and fail in their roll as Priesthood leaders, it affects the rate of progress for the entire human family".
I believe this to be true. If you look back at the history of the bible there were many who failed in their calling. Take Sampson for example. He could have been one of the greatest leaders in Israel since Joshua - if he had been true to the Lord. If Sampson, foreordained and chosen by the Lord, had been able to master himself, he could have set an example of physical and spiritual courage that would rank with the finest in history.
At the time of his birth Israel had been in bondage for 40 years. An angel of the Lord appeared to his mother and promised her a son who would begin to deliver Israel out of bondage. Certainly this experience is one of the most remarkable instances of angelic visitation recorded in all of scripture. That fact heightens all the more the tragedy of Sampson's life. Heralded by an angel, born of a barren woman, and blessed with tremendous gifts from the Lord, Sampson should have lived one of the greatest lives. Instead, his life was one of self-indulgence, immorality, selfish seeking for revenge, and violation of the covenant. Because of this it would be over 200 years after the death of Sampson that his people would be freed from bondage.
How grateful I am that Joseph Smith was humble enough to realize that all of his priesthood power came from the Lord.
President Eyring also says: "When the Prophet Joseph was murdered, the enemies of the Church thought that the Church would die. They thought it was the creation of a mortal man and therefore would perish with him. But their hopes were dashed. It was the true Church, and it also had the power to live on, even when those chosen for a time to lead it died."
What I find interesting about those apposed to church – both then and now – is that this is not a new church. If you look back from the beginning of time you will see that it is the same church that was on the earth at the time of Adam. I know that many have questioned Joseph Smith as a prophet because of his young age. Noah was only 10 years old when he received the priesthood and call as a prophet. Enoch was only 25 – this doesn’t seem that young, so let me put it in perspective. When Enoch was born his father was 162 years old. When the city of Enoch was translated he was 430. At this time in history it was uncommon for men to receive the priesthood at such an early age. After the heartbreaking experience of Cain, Adam appears to have required that the man be old enough to demonstrate his complete worthiness before receiving divine authority. But with Enoch it was different; he had already been called of the Lord to go forth and preach repentance - and to complete this preparation, the priesthood needed to be given to him. He received the priesthood 13 years before his own father, and 244 years before his grandfather. For me, after studying the Old Testament and learning how the Lord calls his prophets and the seeing his pattern, I wonder how someone could doubt that Joseph Smith is a prophet of the Lord.
President Eyring speaks a lot about gratitude for a true and living church. I would like to share some things that I'm grateful for.
I'm grateful that we have a loving Father in Heaven who wants to be a part of our lives. One of my favorite speakers is Stephen A Cramer. He gave a beautiful example of this that I would like to share:
"I'm reminded of an act of kindness in the Book of Mormon when the brother of Jared took the 16 stones to the top of the mountain to have the Lord make them shine so they wouldn't have to cross the ocean in darkness. One by one the Lord touched those stones. He could have done it with one quick swoosh of the arm, or one silent command. But one by one he touched them. It was like saying 16 times, yes my son you were correct in coming to me when you've done all that you can do. 16 times, I do have the power to grant man's request. It was 16 times adding another assurance of the Lord's desire to be part of our lives and to have us walk in the light of his love."
I'm grateful for the loving nature of service. President Eyring has said, "The Prophet Joseph Smith… said that as a person becomes truly converted; he or she will want to range across the earth caring for Heavenly Father's children. That is already beginning to happen among more of the members of the Church. What is remarkable to me is that the pattern of giving to those in need extends to those who have less themselves and seems to be unaffected by whether we are in good or difficult economic times. That is evidence to me that the Atonement is working ever more effectively among the members."
I have been touched by the spirit if service from members in this ward. When I moved back to this ward I was going through a difficult time personally. Not only was I faced with raising 4 children by myself – the youngest was only 6 months old, but I was heart broken over certain events that has transpired over the course of the previous year. Christmas was fast approaching and I was having a hard time not only purchasing presents but finding the spirit to do so. One night about 2 weeks before Christmas there was a knock at the door. When we opened it there were gifts all over the front porch. I remember feeling overwhelmed at the generosity of those who put them there. To me this was a wonderful example to my children of what the spirit of giving is. Not only was I struggling with things, they were too. And to see there spirits lifted was something I will treasure for the rest of my life.
As we were bringing the gifts into the house I noticed that there was a large green bag that was for me. There were several of these bags, and I caught my mom looking through them – I get my nosiness from her I guess. She got to the green one and I said "Oh mom that one is for me." She started to take her arm out of it when a pair of white knee highs came out. I made a joke that someone noticed that I don't wear nylons to church. Then a pair of white slippers came out. The curiosity took over and as I looked further I found that there was an entire set of temple clothes in this green bag. I was once again overwhelmed. That night as I knelt down to say my prayers, through tears I asked my Heavenly Father how I would ever be able to repay who ever it was that gave me such a wonderful gift. In that moment the spirit whispered to me "just use them". And I have.
President Eyring has also said; "My sense of gratitude stems also from blessings to my family. It is the sealing power and our knowledge of it which changes and transforms our family life here and our expectations for the joy of family life in the world to come. The thought and the hope that I can have eternal relationships carries me through the trials of separation and the loneliness which are part of mortal existence. The promise to the faithful in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is that we may have associations and an expansion of families in the eternities. That assurance changes forever, and for the better all of our associations in families."
I have been blessed with an amazing family. I'm grateful for both of my parents – who are converts – to listening to the spirit telling them that this is the true church, and for choosing to be baptized. My mom was 13 years old when her father passed away. She had an older sister, who had joined the church years before, and my mom would go spend the summers with her and her family. She was 14 when she knew she wanted to be baptized. My grandma wouldn't let her, and told her she would have to wait until she was 18. I'm sure my grandma though that my mom would change her mind by that time. On July 18, 1964 – 3 days after she turned 18 she was baptized. I'm grateful for her strength. Because of the decision of these two people to be baptized and married in the Temple they have made it possible that my brother’s and sisters, their wives and children and myself to all be sealed together in the next life. Just with my direct siblings and their families that is 31 people that have been affected because of 2 people. Not to mention all of the seeds that have been planed because 4 of my siblings served missions. I'm grateful for the promise that all of this can be mine in the eternities. I'm also grateful that this covenant is dependent on my actions alone, and that I'm not bound to failure because of someone else. As it says in the 2nd article of faith “We believe that men will be punished for their own sins, and not for Adam's transgression.”
I'm grateful for the scriptures and for prayer. I have had many prayers answered through the words of the scriptures. I have learned that if I listen to the still small voice the answers will come.
Last summer my children went to visit their dad for the entire month on July. This was the first break I had for longer than 48 hours in almost 2 years – and it was the first time in 12 years that I was completely alone – making it also the first time in 12 years that I had time to think. I got a little depressed. I had been on pilot mode for 2 years and didn't have time to think about the reality of my situation. Toward the end of July I was in a panic. The kids would be coming home soon, school was going to be starting – I was worried about school clothes, and various other things that require money. Looking back now I realize that - #1 the situation was not as desperate as I thought it was – and #2 that most of these feeling were the result of fear. Fear that these 4 spirits were brought to me to teach and nurture not only to become good adult members of society, but ultimately return with honor to our Heavenly Father. What a great responsibility.
I would like to read you my journal entry from July 27, 2007
I had the best scripture experience today on of all places Trax. I have been really stressed out for the past week and I was up at 3:30 this morning worried out about my kids coming home and money (school clothes ect.). I prayed and then read a chapter in the book of Mormon and I felt better, and had the feeling that Heavenly Father is mindful of my needs. I finally fell back asleep around 4:30. I decided to read more while on Trax. I was reading 3 Nephi13. It is a really good chapter, and sometimes you read things and take them to heart when you need them in your life.
And then I read:
31 Therefore take no thought, saying, What shall we eat? Or, What shall we drink? Or, Wherewithal shall we be clothed?
32 For your Heavenly Father knoweth that ye have need of all these things.
33 But seek ye first the kingdom of God and his righteousness, and all things shall be added unto you.
34 Take therefore no thought for the morrow, for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient is the day unto the evil thereof.
So then I start crying, looking like one of the many drunks that do the same while on Trax. I am excited for my kids to come home!
And then I bore my testimony. But I did that in my blog yesterday.
If you are sleeping from boredom, wipe the drool... you will ruin the keyboard.
Laurie
Saturday, September 27, 2008
It was a good day
My mom bought a box of peaches. They were only $15.00 - same rule applies as before with the apples. I've never been a fan of fresh peaches - until today. The peaches you get from the grocery store are not fresh. I thought I would try one with some cottage cheese. I. Love. Cottage. Cheese. I was dreading peeling it. It was like peeling a banana. Who needs a man when you've got peaches like these? Sprinkle with a little bit of sugar... YUMMY!
We then went to the women's broadcast. It was really good - and everything I needed to hear! I now have a renewed testimony and faith in not only the gospel but in myself. I have a deep love for the scriptures and for this gospel. I know that this church is led by a living prophet and know that Thomas S. Monson has been chosen by the Lord to fulfill this calling. I’m grateful for the love that the Savior has for all of us, and have felt that love as he has helped to heal my broken heart. There were many times I wanted to give up. But when those days would come I would hear my sweet little boy come to me and ask if we can cuddle and talk about caterpillars and butterflies – or having my daughter sit on my lap and tell me how wonderful I smell. It is in those moments that the spirit whispers to your heart and tells you that not only is this the reason we are here, but that it is all worth it. I love the Temple and am grateful for the blessings I can and have received from the covenants I have made there. I'm grateful that my children and my family can be mine for eternity.
It was a good day!
Laurie
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
I've been tagged
1. I was14
2. I was in the 9th grade
3. I had a crush on Toby Lizer
4. I was living in Chino, California on 12634 Kellogg Ave.
10 Years Ago....
1. I was married to Michael Vigh
2. I had one child, she was 2
3. I was living in Salt Lake City, Utah
4. I wanted another baby
5 Years Ago....
1. I was still married to Michael Vigh
2. I had 3 children. Heidi 7, Allyson 3, Michaela almost 2.
3. Was working at Chevron.
4. Lived 3 miles from Susan.
3 Years Ago....
1. Jackson was born.
2. Left Michael Vigh.
3. Moved back to Salt Lake City.
4. Got a divorce.
1 Year Ago....
1. I had been divorced and living in my own apartment for a year.
2. Had been working for DMBA for 6 months
3. Let go of toxic people in my life
4. Was the Nursery Leader in my ward
So far this year....
1. I moved in with my parents
2. I went to Sacramento to visit my brother - twice
3. I got a new job with in DMBA in the accounting department - LOVE
4. I'm saving money to take my kids to Seattle for Thanksgiving
Yesterday I.....
1. Watched the movie Clueless
2. Went to work
3. Balanced my checkbook
4. Watched the Hills
Today I.....
1. Woke up
2. Took a shower
3. Got dressed and ready for work
4. Went to work and drank a Diet Coke
In the next year I'll.....
1. Try and lose weight
2. Move out of my parents house
3. Try to save money for a cruise
4. Go on a date?
I tag everyone.
Funny things kids say...
Me: Why will it be disgusting?
Jack: You will kiss and hug.
Me: Who told you that?
Jack: Jordan (his cousin)
Me: When I marry a big boy you won't get to sleep in my bed anymore.
Jack: I will marry you.
Ally: Mom, who are you going to vote for?
Me: John McCain.
Ally: Is he Mormon or Democrat?
At the dentist office,
Jack: Can I tell you a song I made up?
Hygienist: Sure
Jack: We will, we will ROCK YOU!
Hygienist: Oh, where did you learn that song?
Jack: My grandma's car.
Laurie
Monday, September 22, 2008
Pictures...
I feel silly writing in this 2 times in one day, but I wanted to add more pictures from the Friends of the Chino III Ward Get Together Saturday night. It was at Heidi and George's house. Heidi is my sister...





First Crush
He is 5 years older than I am but I remember when he came home from his mission I sat at the edge of my seat when he gave his home coming talk. He went to Ireland (I think) and trucks there are called Laurie’s – when he said that I about died. I had dreamed that he would find me irresistible and wait the 3 years for me to become 18 so we could be married. Well, needless to say he married the girl who waited for him on his mission, Marilyn. It was a good choice for him because he is very happy and now has 5 kids.
I had told my daughter Heidi all about him- and the undying love I had for him so long ago When he walked in the door I pointed him out and she just crinkled her nose and shook her head - like she often does when I show her someone I think is cute and she disagrees.

Now she knows that my taste in boys is not as bad as she thought it was.
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Rednecks
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Something to think about
Michael J. Fox
Monday, September 15, 2008
The Right One
This morning I was sitting at my desk eating burnt popcorn – I kind of like it that way – when I get this email.
“ Hi Laurie,
We just wanted to let you know that we received your profile and thank you for your interest in our service. We look forward to talking to you and learning more about your relationship goals. One of our relationship experts will be calling you shortly to ask you a couple of quick questions and find out which of our services will fit you best.
If you would like to contact us directly, feel free to call our local office at . We look forward to hearing from you!
Thank You
The TheRightOne Staff”
WTHECK? I found this dating website advertisement on facebook this weekend. They always have these advertisements off to the side. Sometimes it is about how just drinking green tea can change your life, just ask Oprah… but mostly it advertising dating websites. I never knew there
were so many. I’ve done ldssingles, ldsmingles, ldsplanet, eHarmony, singlesnet…. to name a few. I’ve never had a good experience with the online thing- in fact they’ve all been worse than bad. One guy did drugs on the date, one guy left me in the parking lot of the mall because he was running late, and then suggested if I was hungry to go ahead and grab something at the food court and he would find me there – he wasn’t hungry because he ate an hour earlier. And the other’s just wanted to talk about their ex-wives… or sex. No thank you.These dating websites all advertise the same thing – but none of them deliver.
I had a weak moment and clicked on the advertisement. This one promised 30+ singles and all of them were there to meet someone and get married. I fell for it. I answered all of the questions, dotted all of my “i’s” crossed all of my “t’s”, and at the end of it all they told me that someone would be contacting me. That was strange, but I didn’t think anything of it. Now I understand that I was filling out a “pre interview” to see if I’m good enough for a real interview.
NO THANK YOU! I’ll sit this one out. You know it is probably going to be some judgmental married lady - who's qualifications consists of watching daytime TV for the past 30 years - calling me asking me questions that I don’t even feel comfortable telling my gynecologist. I don’t know this person but because she is part of “TheRightOne” staff I can trust her. Ya right. The crazy ones are the ones who can answer the questions the way that they need to so they can punk the married twit into giving them the OK to let them in the club.
This feels like the time in 6th grade that nobody wanted me on their baseball team...
I think I will be the one to determine who is “TheRightOne” for me. Not some unqualified website that has to advertise on face book.
Until then, it’s just me and you Eddie.
Laurie
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Money, Money, Money
I work all night, I work all day,
to pay the bills I have to pay

Ain't it sad
And still there never seems to be
a single penny left for me
That's too bad
In my dreams I have a plan
If I got me a wealthy man
I wouldn't have to work at all,
I'd fool around and have a ball...
Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich man's world
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich man's world
A man like that is hard to find
but I can't get him off my mind
Ain't it sad
And if he happens to be free
I bet he wouldn't fancy me
That's too bad
So I must leave,
I'll have to go to Las Vegas or Monaco
And win a fortune in a game,
my life will never be the same...
Laurie
Saturday, September 13, 2008
What does it all mean?
I've been having dreams that my teeth are really loose and about to fall out. I'm always in public talking to people and I don't feel embarrassed but very worried. This dream has been happening more frequently. I decided to google it - I love google - and found some information on a dream website. This is what it says:
"Is the dream related to changes in her life - and accordingly to “losing” parts of herself? Is she dealing with issues now that involve cleansing or letting go of things that no longer are useful to her? Conversely, is she being forced to let go of parts of her life that really are useful to her, but over which she has no control? Is the dream a metaphor for an increasing sense of powerlessness? Does it suggest a loss of beauty or physical attractiveness?"
Yes to all of the above.
I think that all of it applies, but mostly the part about the loss of physical beauty. I used to be beautiful... and thin. I like who I am better now than I did then - but the world doesn't. Sad little world we live in.
I've had 4 kids and have a body that looks like I've birthed 10. I like to eat, I like to cook... I know that I need to loose 50+ pounds but a large part of me- the 50+ part of me- wants to say SCREW you!
I know that the fatter I am the less likely I am to get married again. Men want outwardly perfection. Not all men, but the ones I've been out with. The thing is, I was - and would be again - a good wife. The first time around I didn't pick someone who was right for me - a real butt hole. I learned A LOT and have changed for the better. I want to loose it, but at the same time I want to find a man that likes fat women. I better get on the treadmill!! And brush my teeth, so they don't look like this...

Laurie
Friday, September 12, 2008
Things I've learned while riding Trax and working for DMBA
I worked with a guy who could make anything out of duck tape, he thought it was cool - it was not. He eventually got fired for playing with a knife under his desk. Not. A. Shocker. Maybe his big mistake was not making that out of duck tape... Maybe next time DT.
I've been riding Trax for a year and a half, and have been working for the same company for that same amount of time. So Eddie - do you mind if I call you that? - I decided that if we are going to get married then here are some things you need to know about me...
I've learned...
1- How to roll a joint.
2- What brain fluid and blood looks like when mixed together.
3- What “getting out of the box” means – and how often I’m in one.
4- The many things you can do with duck tape.
5- There are so many levels to crazy.
6- Never use the restroom after 12 pm without a gas mask and full terrorist gear.
7- You can bribe anyone with chocolate.
8- Don’t compete with DT.
9- While making craft projects - Elmer’s glue will not work on pom pom’s and string.
10- Mountain Dew + Excedrin = the Mormon equivalent to crack.
11- You can not deny a claim for a man because he has exceeded the amount of gynecologist appointments for the year. The wife will call in to let us know that her husband is not a woman.
12- You can not pay a claim for a man who has received a pap smear.
13- People do get drunk and ride Trax at 6:30 am.
14- Some people are not ashamed to talk very loudly as to why they are exiting the train at the courthouse.
15- Don’t talk about blood and oatmeal in the same sentence – EVER!
Your future wife,
Laurie
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Oh, to be 3 again
Went to Walmart and bought my little guy a new pair of shoes. I love Walmart, white trash people like me usually do. He picked out a pair of Lightning McQueen shoes. They are everything I hate about little kid shoes. They are character shoes... and they have velcro. Velcro really doesn't belong on anything except maybe a kindergarten art proje
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Edward

By just reading the title everyone who is anyone knows what Edward I'm referring to. Pathetic. I'm infatuated with a fictional character. A Vampire.
I was reading the most witty and well written blog today. If I were cool she would be my friend.(http://www.adrienneisfullsized.blogspot.com/) She is a sister to a wonderful person I work with. She named her blog. She started out just writing, Dear Blog, as a way to poke fun at those of us who would write Dear Diary in the yester-years. I was never one of those... I said Dear Tasha. Just as lame. But it got me thinking... good idea. I makes it feel like I'm actually addressing someone. Although I guess I could just say something like : Dear World, or Dear Susan (who is my sister who I'm sure has better things to do than read this), Dear Nobody - because nobody reads me. Any-who, I'm going to name this blog Edward. I love him because #1 a woman is the one who made him alive on the pages of the book I love so dearly, and #2 if he does exist I'm going to marry him. Delusional.
Laurie




