Monday, November 10, 2008

This guy wants me...


I got an email from this guy today from a dating website. I hope this explaines a little more as to why I will die single.


He lives in Cairo, Egypt. He is single...shocker. Here is what his profile says (I have changed nothing):

"i am wait you always always ..why don.t come to me?"

Gamal Says...
i wnant a some women.. I am a single man. Absolute. . .. I own Girl 8 years .. and a child 4 years. Lived with their mother . I'm 42 years old .. Hold a university degree in accounting . Portrait 170 cm and weight 90 kg. Slightly inclined to obesity . Educated and loving life you women who dream of You are 30 to 45 years Single With you or without children King ready to help Tender and compassionate and beautiful I need you from the following States: Canada. USA. EU countries .Newzeland . Australia Our plan as follows: . Comes as held in Cairo ..... Will be hosted on my account would not cost anything .. Music
classic music and You will arrange tourist trip to visit landmarks Fatima Cairo pyramids and the Sphinx and Neil trip in Cairo During that complete the procedures for marriage and together we return to your country of origin or return and sent me to complete my papers at the consulate. Then your right to your country of origin so as to help in learning the language and helped to get jobs .... I will be faithful husband to the end of each age and I suppose you also
Movies
If you accept this offer please you add a friend to you and begin to know and communicate via e-mail Mike camera and sound ( microphone) This may take some time may succeed in acquaintance or may not succeed (not succeed if we are friends) If we succeed, you must travel to Cairo soon, I waited at the airport.

10 comments:

Brenda said...

I just love the translation websites!

Batistas said...

Um I think that the thing about the whole email that bothers me the most is that he owns an 8 year old!!! A little weird! Love the translation software. Oh and the pic is sweet! Hey take the offer!
Thanks for the great laugh, Diego and I were hysterical!

This just tops it all off....the word verification to post this is cowborm...does that mean born from a cow!?

Las Vegas Nielsen's said...

HAHAHAHA!!!! I cant stop laughing. That is sooo good. I feel bad cuz he is probably SO serious and we are getting a good laugh from him!

SingledOut4 said...
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SingledOut4 said...

I love the whole thing! The sad thing is that I've seen stuff like this from American men who were born and raised here. PRICELESS! I don't claim to be the best at spelling and grammar - but spell check is mt friend. I've come to the conclusion that all the good ones are still married.

Las Vegas Nielsen's said...

Sadly as we get older most of the good guys are taken. LOL, I just realized that he's got his all american cowboy hat on!! Cuz Im sure there are TONS of cowboys in Egypt! HA!

SingledOut4 said...

Save a horse...

Fox Family said...

OH my goodness!! No wonder the guy is single. I was in disbelief throughout the entire ad. Hilarious!! (Thanks for commenting on my blog and for your nice comments! :-) `shannon

Marque and Sarah said...

Sounds like a catch. I don't know what you are complaining about!? Sheesh...picky!

Melissa said...

That was the funniest thing ever. After the picture I didn't think it could get any funnier, but it did. I can't believe you didn't jump at that invitation!!
I was just talking to my sister Kristen tonight and we both concurred taht if anything ever happened to either of our husbands that we would just rather be alone than go back to the dating game. My sister Joy has been divorced for almost 2 years and tells us stories about the singles dances. Oh, yeah- it's a scary world out there!